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Monitoring desks that watch your business for you.
Both products are running right now on our own infrastructure, watching our own storefronts and our own Stripe account. Subscribe below, connect in minutes, cancel anytime. 14-day money-back on every desk.
Order Desk
Never let a paid order sit unnoticed
$29/mo
14-day money-back · cancel anytime
- Telegram alert within 60 seconds of Stripe delivering a payment webhook
- SLA clock on every paid order; a second ping fires if intake isn't marked done
- One-click mark-done — no Gmail OAuth, no inbox archaeology
- Fail-closed signature verification (
whsec_only — we never ask for secret API keys) - Your data stays on our servers, never resold
Watch Desk
Know within a minute when something breaks
$12/mo
Up to 5 checks · 14-day money-back · cancel anytime
- HTTP uptime and SSL-expiry checks with 60-second Telegram alerts
- Page-text fingerprinting: catch a defaced page, vanished button, or changed price
- Google Business Profile checks: unpublished or marked closed → ping within 15 minutes
- Review monitoring on your public listing
- Mix any 5 checks across sites and listings
Watch Desk add-ons
Specialist desks with the same rules: named price, bounded job.
Each add-on is a specific, scoped job. Subscribe directly, or ask us first at [email protected] if you're unsure which fits.
| Desk | Price | The job | |
|---|---|---|---|
| OpenClaw install | $299 setup + $49/mo |
Bounded 48-hour setup of your own OpenClaw agent (our VPS or yours) with paired Telegram, then named keep-alive pings within 15 minutes. Not a managed-AI mystery box; we don't guarantee model uptime. | Setup → Keep-alive → |
| Instantly Desk | $29/mo | Watches your Instantly cold-email infrastructure: campaign stalls, domain and warm-up health, reply detection gaps. Alerts, not sending — we never send cold email for you. | Subscribe → |
| Seller Central Desk | $99/mo | Amazon Seller Central watch: account-health flags, performance notifications, buy-box loss. Requires delegated access you own and can revoke; terms on the Watch Desk site. Not a reinstatement guarantee. | Subscribe → |
| Review Blast | $39/mo | Review-request sends to your own customer list — a consent column is required, and we refuse lists without one. No fake reviews, no gating. | Subscribe → |
| Rank Grid | $19/mo | Local rank-grid snapshots for your keywords on a schedule, via a paid SERP API (no proxy farms). Useful with the Growth line. | Subscribe → |
| Card Retry | $29/mo | Failed-payment watch on your Stripe subscriptions with retry nudges, so involuntary churn gets a second chance. | Subscribe → |
Product questions
How fast am I up and running?
Same day. After checkout you get an onboarding email; connecting a Stripe webhook or adding your first uptime check takes minutes. If you get stuck, reply to the email and a human sets it up with you.
What do you need access to?
Order Desk needs a webhook endpoint and its signing secret (whsec_) — never your secret API key. Watch Desk needs only public URLs and listing links. Seller Central Desk is the sole add-on that needs delegated account access, under its own terms.
How do alerts arrive?
Telegram first (fastest and free), with email fallback. Webhook delivery for your own tooling is available on request.
How do I cancel?
From the Stripe billing portal link in any receipt, or email us. First 14 days: full refund, no questions.